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Tim Bardzinski  

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timmotheus journal, issue 004

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 21, 2003, 3:24 AM
timmotheus' journal • issue 004

You know, I'm sick and tired of recieving forward emails from all my preppy female friends with the 'rules' of relationships, you know. And those stupid little translations and then to top it off, if I dont send it to another 20 of my friends, I'll bad luck in love forever! Well, recently I recieved a forward email from a friend of mine I rarely speak to now, but it was one of the funniest things ive ever read. It was entitled, 'From the Man's Side'.





Finally the guys side of the story!!

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" on purpose!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it is up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It is like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor!

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say, during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say " nothing", we will act like nothing is wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many pairs of shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight,
but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.





Laters, *timmotheus

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  • Current Age: 21
  • Current Residence: Melbourne, Australia
  • Interests: Graphic Design, Web Design, Karaoke
  • Favourite movie: Bring It On, Oceans', Mean Girls, Cube
  • Operating System: Microsoft Windows XP, Mac OSX
  • Favourite game: Spider Solitaire
  • Favourite gaming platform: NDS, GBA
  • Personal Quote: "Bitch, Please."
  • Tools of the Trade: Sony Ericsson W850i, Adobe Photoshop CS2, Papermate Pacer 500, Macromedia Dreamweaver 8

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~DjSlide:iconDjSlide: 14 minutes 53 seconds ago
thanks for the :+fav:

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*AnubisGraph:iconAnubisGraph: 1 day 3 hours ago
thanks a lot for the :+fav: :rose:

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*bschulze:iconbschulze: 3 days 4 hours ago
Thanks for the fav ;-)

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~MetalLion1888:iconMetalLion1888: Apr 27, 2008, 5:20:28 AM
Cheers for the fave man
~pumpkinking3001:iconpumpkinking3001: Mar 31, 2008, 9:46:37 AM
Haha, I like the forward message thing you posted on your journal. That's so epic. xD

I've always read the girl's one...lol!!!
~devanaved:icondevanaved: Mar 17, 2008, 12:03:17 PM
thanks for the fav, i like your gallery.
~kamacazizero:iconkamacazizero: Mar 7, 2008, 3:32:12 PM
Thank you for the comment you left like 6 months ago xD it was one of the best compliments I've received, thank you very much ^___^
~RockOperaDiva:iconRockOperaDiva: Feb 23, 2008, 7:17:55 PM
when are you going to have new stuff?
~RockOperaDiva:iconRockOperaDiva: Feb 23, 2008, 7:16:18 PM
thanks for the fav "the megazord"
~nightwing1975:iconnightwing1975: Dec 28, 2007, 12:00:44 PM
thanks for adding my star trek group shot to your favourites [link] :)

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~dfranks:icondfranks: Dec 28, 2007, 10:45:50 AMComment hidden by Owner
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~dfranks:icondfranks: Dec 20, 2007, 4:34:55 PM
Steve: oh wait, it's right there... oops...

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Simple curiosity,
Try to take a bite of me,
Let me show you just what I'm made of now!!!
:headbang: whoooo!!!
~dfranks:icondfranks: Dec 9, 2007, 11:30:39 AM
hmm... how about an aggron?
Im gonna have to email u the pic. whats ur email?

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He is ninja!
She is ninja too!
I am ninja!
We are ninja!
But I believe that you
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:ninja: :katana: :ninjabattle: :ninjastar: :meditate:
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SO MANY NINJAS!!!!!!!
~timmotheus:icontimmotheus: Dec 8, 2007, 5:14:45 PM
sure dfranks
just tell me what pic you want me to use, and what pkmn you wanna be morphed with, ill try my best :)
~dfranks:icondfranks: Nov 28, 2007, 1:28:49 PM
how do you make them anyway? do u use photoshop?

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I am ninja!
He is ninja!
She is ninja too!
I am ninja!
We are ninja!
But I believe that you
are ninja too!
:ninjaplot: :teleport: :yakuza: :ninjadart: :spyed:
:ninja: :katana: :ninjabattle: :ninjastar: :meditate:
:ninjaeat:
SO MANY NINJAS!!!!!!!
~dfranks:icondfranks: Nov 28, 2007, 4:47:31 AM
Can u make me a pokemorph deviantID?

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I am ninja!
He is ninja!
She is ninja too!
I am ninja!
We are ninja!
But I believe that you
are ninja too!
:ninjaplot: :teleport: :yakuza: :ninjadart: :spyed:
:ninja: :katana: :ninjabattle: :ninjastar: :meditate:
:ninjaeat:
SO MANY NINJAS!!!!!!!
~anakomb:iconanakomb: Oct 29, 2007, 6:13:34 AM
Hey! I've sorta kinda heard about you from your brother...
and you're pretty good with what you do too!
So yeah, looking forward to more. :)
`BurlapZack:iconBurlapZack: Oct 15, 2007, 4:04:10 PM
Thanks!

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=Plateman:iconPlateman: Oct 11, 2007, 7:04:50 PM
no weit i MEAN

YOU'VE BEEN TAGGED

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LOOOL
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~cascadegonpory:iconcascadegonpory: Oct 1, 2007, 5:42:56 PM
yay! your now 21.. that was quick :).. im such a dork.. * sigh

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~timmotheus:icontimmotheus: Oct 1, 2007, 5:31:58 AM
i am?? ehehe thanks man :D